Debbie's blog

Tis the Season

Seth: Well, on that note, it's time for bed.  Tomorrow is Sink Fixing Day 2. (observed)

Seth:  It actually fell on Saturday, but we're celebrating on Monday.

Me:  lol ok that made the blog....you're good

Seth:  You're easy.

 

Sorry, Senator

Wes: (walks up to me as I am opening up Chinese food) What am I, chopped liver?
Me: Well, no but you sure aren't beef and broccoli, either

Visual Arts

When it comes to packing, Dawn knows how to think out of the box and into the suitcase. 

With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore

Twas the day before Sunday

When I wondered anew

How ever would SpiceGirl

Get the pebble out of her shoe?

 

I slept in late; got up feeling well

When I wondered what was up with the mademoiselle

I pushed away from my pillow, barely giving it a nuzzle

When I recalled she was spending the day rapt up in her puzzles.

 

John knew she'd do well, without making a fuss

Provided she didn't leave her puzzle primer on the bus. 

After all, when Spicegirl plays word games, her eyes have a glint

And she gets there without leaving a carbon footprint.

 

But what he wanted to say, as she puzzled out of sight,

Is that he'd love nothing more than to see her soon, on one of these nights.

So when you are free and done with your puzzle fun,

Dial up a fine Pac Heights gent at (XXX) XXX-XXX1.

 

Outgoing

How do you tell the difference between an extroverted and introverted economist?

The extroverted one looks at *your* shoes.

Carefree

Me: Don't you have to work tomorrow?
Ben: Yes
Me: Do I sound like your mother?
Ben: Nah, she doesn't care about me that much

Crocodile Rock

Me:  Hopefully we can find an Australian version of rock band

Ben:  Ayers Rock Band

Twitterlating

I think of myself as a sex object. I ask women to have sex, and they object.

-Greg's Twitter Feed

Timeless

Erica: So this movie was also 4D!
Tyler: Because the story moved through time

Motivational Mantra

As my team was going from one puzzle location to another I yelled:

"Are we winners or walkers?"