Alan to roommate: There is a 90% chance I'll see you tomorrow
At around noon:
Steve: I have an N, a U, an L, an H and a open C on the board - help me figure out what word to play
What I heard: I have an M, a U, an L, an H and a open C on the board - help me figure out what word to play
Me: MULCH!
Steve: erm....so much for lunch plans
A tribute from a man receiving tenure:
I'd like to thank Jessica for the calm days and Stephanie for the wild nights.
Jessica is my wife. Stephanie is my daughter.
Me: Wanna dance?Guy: I'm a poor dancerMe: That's my favorite kindGuy: So, in what capacity are you here?Me: 100%
Seth: Dunno. Just popped into my head as a name you probably don't want. Onmathayeeziah?
In response to my uncle's posting of his pictures in front of pyramids in Egypt where he is working:
How time flies...It's been a mere four thousand years since our family was last there. :)
They really made you work! Here's a tip: start making your dough now so you allow enough time for it to rise :).
My iPhone is at 20% and so am I
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